This made me laugh

I feckin hope not after what me and Mrs YM were up to earlier

 

Arguing?

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/oZtrALa-XL...m=302647375875&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851


https://www.ebay.com/itm/Radiant-Fa...t-Novelty-Item-/264246696564?oid=263416273564

 

https://theuselessweb.com/

 

Heck, those are two things I have always really really wanted, but didn’t know until only a moment ago...

 

I think you'll find there's a third
https://mashable.com/2015/11/02/ball-sack-scrotum-backpack/?europe=true

 

Errrr... Eeek at the back.... Sack?

Anyhoo....

Understanding Engineers

One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess,
I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

 

Understanding Engineers 2

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 

These are a 1 to 1 facsimile of my nadgers.

 

Easily distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while...

Or

RECREATE the feeling of turning safe search off in Google, in real life, by going into Swansea town centre on a Friday night.

Or

AVOID having to turn off your mobile at the theatre by simply having a ‘hacking cough’ as your ringtone.

 

Could have been worse -a mars bar..

Messy

 

Messed with the wrong car.

 

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The girlfriend said shave your cock it will look bigger, what do you think.

 

Started my t 140 first time yesterday, after complete rebuild. Overcame some carborator and timing issues and running pretty good now but having trouble getting it in to neutral when running. Can shift up and down but doesn't want to go into neutral. Slight clutch pull/drag. Any suggestions?