This made me laugh

What she’d lend you her hat?

 

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Dunno where you got that from but someone is in dire need of a spell checker

 

Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got F**ed to achieve it.

 

No I think its quite poignant actually, They are telling the EU to go fuck themselves and the smurfs who run it,

 

I deleted my post as Mr Cooper got there first.

Themselves isn't spelt Themselfves. Other than that, the Smurfs can definitely go F themselfves...

 

So if that beaver sees its shadow in that camel toe that means we get six more weeks of winter, right?

 

“That’s hard on the knees...”

 

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