This made me laugh

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That has just made going to work a whole lot easier BB, still chuckling

 

Kinda represents what it’s like to ride a bike on a fast, twisty road with no other traffic about...

 

That takes sexual asphyxiation to a new level

 

He really didn't look the type to be an un-married, obscure porn collecting, monkey spanking freak... Can't possibly imagine why he would be a window cleaner - no hint of him perving whilst 'Cleaning Windows'

Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm cleanin' windows
Honeymoonin' couples too
You should see them bill 'n coo
You'd be surprised at things they do
When I'm cleanin' windows
In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
Till I get right to the top
The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' windows
The chambermaids' sweet names I call
It's a wonder I don't fall
My mind's not on my work at all
When I'm cleanin' windows
I know a fella, such a swell
He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
I've seen him drink his bath as well
When I'm cleanin' windows
Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
Till I get right to the top
Pyjamas lyin' side by side
Ladies nighties I have spied
I've often seen what goes inside
When I'm cleanin' windows

 

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Is that our Wayne (@Havit )

 

Beef salad

 

I’ve seen some big women on the back of a bike, this one’s a cow!

 

I told my Mrs she had drawn her eyebrows on too high.

She seemed surprised.

 

I presume the full joke said “Why are Scandinavian women so hot?”

Certainly not Stoke/Glaswegian women...

This explains it all...

https://www.slideshare.net/www.naguissa.com/swedish-versus-british-nightclubs