This made me laugh

So this guy on a Harley and I were passing in opposite directions the other day. I gave him a nod as is my habit to other bikers in a show of respect and solidarity. I knew he had seen me, but he just looked back ahead and ignored it which kind of posted me off a bit.

The next day I was filling up at my local Esso garage and the same guy pulls in to fill up, and ends up in the queue behind me as I am paying for the fuel.

I remembered something I'd read on this forum, and as I turned to head back out I said to him "I couldn't help noticing - I didn't know Harley made diesels these days!"

The look of blind panic on his face was absolutely priceless!

So thank you to whoever posted something like that on this wonderful forum!

 

I think this is the fellow who got her eye cream on his knob!

 

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Just got my application turned down, even too fat and ugly for that one. Still theres still this one

 

Viagra Eye drops. Do nothing for your sex life, but they make you look hard.

 

Thomas and crack days

 

I know that last guy!

 

You can borrow this in the meantime