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This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

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  1. David Cooper

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    How dare you give away my mother in laws location:(
     
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    See !, you can get pregnant from Anal Sex.

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    Had a battered black pudding in Edinburgh about 0130am & I swear the smell coming out my arse would raise the dead. My leather interior has gone a funny shade of hazy brown.
     
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    Hell, I can't even remember the taste of Black Pudding, preferably with egg, sausage, bacon, tomato, all on two toasted pieces of thick white bread.
    Heart attack in a sandwich, Truly, food fit for the Gods.
     
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    Pm me your address I'll post you some proper Bury pudding lol
     
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    Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid the dogs at Custom and Excises would have a field day.
     
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    Quasimodo is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.
    The hunchback grunts, "Great, I love Chinese food."
    His mother says, "Chinese food? No, son. I'm using this thing to iron your shirts!"
     
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    Quasimodo? I don't know the name, but his face rings a bell!
     
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    What do you call a packet of sandwiches pinned to the front of a french church? The lunch pack of Notre Dame! :grinning:
     
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    I was sat on the sofa next to my wife last night when my hands started to roam and she began to giggle. After a few minutes she said, "That felt really nice, why did you stop?" I replied, "Because I found the remote control!"
     
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    I loved that one about the Exorcist...

    Years ago I worked for a boss who we all thought was an absolute plonker. We were on the second floor of our building with a flat roof outside his window. Whenever he was out we threw bread out for the seagulls. After a couple of months of this the seagulls used to tap on his window looking for food. He spent years wondering why the seagulls kept coming to his window and tapping. Drove him bonkers! (It's the little things in life that keep us happy!) :p:p:p
     
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