My missus said that my dick reminds her of her favourite supermarket. I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?" "No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl!"
I've been trying to organise a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy... Good players are hard to find!
At breakfast, I asked my wife "What would you do I if won the lottery?" She replied, "I’d take half, and then leave you." "Great," I said. "I won £25 last night. Here’s £12.50. Stay in touch!"
: Darling, will you get me a seal for my birthday? : Where am I going to find a seal at this hour? : I don't care, but if you do you'll get blowjobs for a week! 3 minutes later...
