A friend of mine used to work on the dodgem cars but was sacked... he's going for funfair dismissal..
An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral. A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!' The priest fainted!
An old boy, severely deaf, goes to the doctors and as he’s so deaf his wife goes in with him. The doctor says “we need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample” he looks at her and asks what the doctor said “just give him your underpants dear”she replied
Paddy was drunk and trying to fit his key into a street lamp when a policeman approached and said "I dont think there's anyone in sir!" To which paddy replied "There must be as the upstairs light is on!
