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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

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  1. Havit

    Havit Very strange Member

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  2. Havit

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  3. Sprinter

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  4. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    Ireland's answer to Dick Emery:)
     
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  5. MrOrange

    MrOrange The Lunatics have definitely taken over !!!!
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  6. Sprinter

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  7. Dave C

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  8. Sprinter

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  10. stollydriver

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  11. half ton

    half ton Elite Member

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    A bit tight with the topping Sprinter :joy: .... I recon you could well be stuck in the kitchen at the next GMU ... I have got to get myself one of those bibs with a gutter on the bottom,Just so I can recycle the bits that miss my mouth on the way up from the plate ...... mmmmmm cake :yum
     
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  12. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    I loved the guy in Shorts and t shirt with the shin guards!!
     
  13. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....
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    Light practically non existent ! Get back in the kitchen Jim and do it right this time ;)
     
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  14. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    Choosing a wife


    A man wanted to get married.
    He was having trouble choosing from three likely candidates, so he
    gives each woman a present of $5,000 and waits to see what they do with it.


    The first does a total makeover.
    She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
    gets her hair done, new makeup;
    buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
    She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    He was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
    for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
    She tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, he is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000.
    She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
    She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was again impressed.

    He thought long and hard about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

    Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

     
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  15. Bikerman

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    Does make you wonder face1.png
     
  16. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    FOR SALE:
    French Army rifle -- Never fired, only dropped once.

    Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
    A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.

    Q : What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
    A : How to surrender in at least 10 different languages.

    Q : How many gears in a French tank?
    A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

    Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. - They've been repackaged and sold to France.

    Q : What's the shortest book ever written?
    A : "French War Heroes".
     
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  17. MrOrange

    MrOrange The Lunatics have definitely taken over !!!!
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    That's my electrical problems solved. One of my wires had a split and all the smoke came out. Refilling was difficult but have enough left over for a second use if needed.

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  18. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?

    A: Because Lucas make fridges
     
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  19. chiari1

    chiari1 Senior Member

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    Joe Lucas ........ The prince of darkness
     
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