This made me laugh

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.

Their kids are nothing to look at.

 

stop posting videos of yourself Ade

 

I had a fun childhood. My dad used to roll my brothers and me down this nearby hill in old tires.

They were Goodyears.

 

There's a local bar that's a five-minute walk from my house, but it takes me forty minutes to walk home.

The difference is staggering.

 

Breaking News: A man from Wakefield was attacked last night. He was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, then a French horn. Police think it was an orchestrated attack.

 

I was thinking about starting a professional hide and seek league, but I gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

 

Cattoo

 

I sing when I'm alone in the car, but only when I'm going in reverse.

I'm a backup singer.

 

What smells of worms, but you can't see it.



A birds fart.