This made me laugh

I would have thought that the majority of riders on this site have at some stage used a UK Motorway, so here is a question for you....what is the last sign that you pass when leaving a motorway?

 

This is the end

 

Here in the U.S. of A., in Key West, FL its Mile Post 0.

 

End of Motorway.

 

Give Way.

This sounds more like a puzzle than a joke.

 

It is actually a No Entry sign. when approaching the end of the slip road the new speed limit is shown but on the back of this sign is a No Entry to hopefully stop drivers coming the wrong way down a slip road, have a look in your mirror the next time that you are leaving a motorway

 

Shortly before you ram the car in front that's stopped at the roundabout up the ar8e

 

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change colour?

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A reptile dysfunction

 

I was in ASDA today queuing at the tills and in front of me was a little old lady with 2 full trollies of booze and all of her shopping. I only had a pint of milk, so she turned and said "Is that all you've got lovey?"
So I replied "Yes" So she did the decent thing and said "If I were you I'd bugger off to another till, I'm gonna be ages”

 

Oops

 

"So show me again Sarge how the accident happened..."

 

I ate a bunch of synonyms yesterday.

Gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

 

I just love your play-on-words funnies, @Fork Lock.

 

I didn't eat them on purpose. They were in a synonym bun.