This made me laugh

I'm going to open a brewery. I'm going to name my beer "Responsibly."

This way, every other beer company will give my beer free advertising at the end of their commercials.

Drink Responsibly.

 

That's kingfisher...oh wait.

Got me.

 

I can only see a Kookaburra. Goats don't have feathers...

 

Last year I decided to embark on a new career and retrained as a Locksmith. It’s opened a load of new doors for me.

 

And maybe even a new--and more lucrative--career.

 

I bought myself a new pen that writes underwater.
Mind you, It writes other words too.

 

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

One requires oinkment and the other requires tweetment.

 

That is awesome!!!

 

A Scotsman walks into a Bakers…..
“Is that a Lemon Curd tart or a Meringue”
“No, you’re not wrong, it’s Lemon Curd”.

 

That reminds me of Robbie the Robot in the film Forbidden Planet.

 

That's pretty decent for AI generated. Look at the rear wheel, and cabinet door knob.

 

Shamelessly lifted from elsewhere. Cheers Dave

 

Don't worry: I'd shamelessly lifted it myself....