This made me laugh

Are those eyelashes in the custard?

 

Two fellows are playing a round of golf. At the fifth hole, a funeral procession is going by on the road adjacent to the course. One of the fellows stops midway through lining up his putt, takes off his hat, places it over his heart and stands silently as the procession passes. The other fellow says "That was touching. Nice to see some people still have a little respect." The first fellow says, "Well, it's the least I could do. We were married almost thirty years."

 

Wooden you like to leaf the tree jokes out

 

Too many tree jokes could make you sycamore.... I will get my coat

 

OK! No more tree jokes. I promise.

Now, stop barking at me.

 

Agreed but we've got to discuss the Root causes.

 

The first air friar!