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This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. BS1948

    BS1948 Senior Member

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    Woman, died, went to heaven. St Peter, on the gate, says 'Can I help you?' She says 'Yes I'm looking for my husband, Frederick.' Pete says 'What's the last name?' She says 'Smith'. 'Right' says Pete, 'We got loads of those. Any clue as to how we can find him?' She says 'He's medium build, medium height, mousey brown hair, losing a bit on top.' Pete says 'That could be any one of about 20 milliion, anything else?' 'Oh' she says 'He said he'd turn in his grave if I slept with anyone else after he'd gone!' Peter's face lit up 'Oh' he says 'Gotcha, you mean Spinner Smith, I'll go get him.'


    I know, I know, the old ones aren't always the best. :grinning::grinning::grinning:
     
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  2. DCS222

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    Boffins in the medical industry are bringing hope to the music industry via stem cell research. Singers who have wrecked their voices after years of belting out songs. Scientists are now able to grow vocal chords from the singers own stem cells as an autologous transplant. A spokesperson for the industry says the results speak for themselves.
     
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  3. Tucker 1963

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    You get my vote for prime minister.
    Tucker:mask:
     
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  4. steve lovatt

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  5. half ton

    half ton Noble Member

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    I bet he hasn't got any hair growing out of his left ear .....

    1957 ... there were a lot of weird things about in 1957,That was the year I was born:joy::joy::joy:
     
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  6. steve lovatt

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    Me too!
     
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  7. stollydriver

    stollydriver Senior Member
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    Found this on another site .. enjoy 63663_bf0681b6b4caf166820572cd35f24112.jpg
     
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  8. MrOrange

    MrOrange The Lunatics have definitely taken over !!!!
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    the Heart of Darkness
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  9. BS1948

    BS1948 Senior Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Well-Known Member
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    A priest checks into a hotel and upon booking in asks the receptionist “is the porn channel disabled” and is told “no it’s regular porn you sicko”
     
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  11. BS1948

    BS1948 Senior Member

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    Costs an arm and a leg to use it anyway! (so I'm told :blush::blush:)
     
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  12. Ken walburn

    Ken walburn Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know, don't know what you're talking about :rolleyes:
     
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  13. stollydriver

    stollydriver Senior Member
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    Is that a channel where you sell unwanted items for cash? :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  14. Ken walburn

    Ken walburn Well-Known Member

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  15. BS1948

    BS1948 Senior Member

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  16. Ken walburn

    Ken walburn Well-Known Member

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  17. andyc1

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  18. littleade

    littleade Elite Member
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  19. Rooster

    Rooster Senior Member
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    It’s snowing in Droitwich.

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  20. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Laughed out loud mate! :joy:
     
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