This made me laugh

Used to "buzz the surfers" {or chase the dirt bikes} in a Citabria or Aerobat. Once, we got back from a jaunt to the desert, fueled & parked the plane. Walking away, a mechanic mentioned the weeds in the engine cowling.
Another time a police chopper was waiting at the rental facility, with some interesting points "where & how" to fly...

 

This one must be from Australia .. non ?

 

Hollywood female writers writing male Characters:

Male 1: Duuh, I am so stupid and useless I need a 'strong female character' to do everything for me.
Male 2: I'm a completely obnoxious dick who is an a**ehole to everybody.
Male 3: there is no other type.

 

Behold, The world's biggest fence post.

 

Jeezus mate .. that caught me out !! Plumbing the depths a little ?

 

I'm not sure if that's a real balloon or if it's just been "photoshopped".

 

Yes .. definitely a deep, dark, secret we'll leave well alone, methinks !

 

100% 'shopped no question

 

Nice to know ... but the nightmares continue !

 

Imagine if she farted...... whoooosh and to the moon and beyond

 

The Chinese are very interested in this design. Rather than shoot it down, the U.S. Military would, more likely, just leer at it while it drifted across the country.
Oh, wait... that's what they did anyway.

 

What's more mysterious than the Bermuda Triangle?

The Manila Envelope. Once you're caught in it, your fate is sealed.

 

Couldn't afford the real Yamaha version then