This made me laugh

A young woman enters the novitiate of an order of nuns where they take a vow of silence. Each year they are brought to the mother superior and are permitted to say two words. After the first year she goes before the mother superior and is asked what she wants to say. The girl says, "Lousy food." The second year she is brought in again and is asked what she has to say. She says, "Lumpy mattress." The third year her response to the question is "Shoes pinch." In the fourth year she is asked once again, and she says, "I quit." The mother superior says "It's just as well. You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

 

This is on CL nearby to me. Used bike prices are pretty steep here!

 

Might be worth it with the correct engine, forks and hard to find one year only foot rests. Just an original side stand lug is 200.00 if you can find one plus fitting /welding etc :-(