This made me laugh

Had a Norton Denominater in the youthful days of trying to make sparks on virtually every corner, . Could probably still enumerator a few tales before it became part of an A40 Devon's passenger door.

 

I have Parkinson's and I still found that funny

 

Good onya Dave .. great excuse when yer get pulled over for speeding !

 

If you’re having a bad day…it could be worse!

 

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true

 

That happened to me…..
Galllon of emulsion in the boot and a box of xmas booze. Heading to the pub on Xmas eve lunchtime and a dustcart pulled across the road in front of me on a blind s bend and I hit it head on. I was knocked out by the impact and was pulled out of the car by two policemen . The emulsion had knocked the rear seats down and exploded into the car…. I was covered , the inside of the car was a nice shade of magnolia but worse…all of my Xmas booze also coated the inside of the car.
Breathalyser test due to the smell of booze ( passed) and 9 stitches in my knee.
Car written off….not all bad as it was a company Montego…!