Cliff Richard meets a Chinese guy who says 'harro Criff, I your biggest fan' 'Thanks' say Cliff Chinese man says 'my favourite song is called Itchy Sore Fanny' 'I'm sorry but I didn't record a song called Itchy Sore Fanny' says Cliff. 'Sure you did Criff, it goes Itchy Sore Fanny how we don't talk anymore'
Ot there's another Chinese guy who walks up to Cliff asking for the tits and fanny song. Cliff says he never recorded anything like that. The Chinese man says yes you did Criff, and starts singing, Tits and fanny how we dont talk any more.