“Fart” means “speed” in Norwegian, “humper” means “bump.” As a result, speed bumps are called fartshumpers. Below we added a few more speed related words from our former Viking warrior friends. Speeding Ticket: Fartsbot An Alternate Word For Speed Bumps: Fartsdumper Radar Speed Trap: Fartskontroll Speeding Camera: Fartskamera Full Speed: Full Fart
Fart Trap Fart Demon Farts Kill REO Fartwagon Farty Alka Seltzer Evelyn Wood Fart Reading Course Fart Dating God Fart (I'm going to Hell) Ok... I'll stop. Well one more, Ten fart Bicycle
"I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again. Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time."
