This made me laugh

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    Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Several philosopher buddies are at a table. They ask him if he'd like to join them.
    Rene replies "I think not" and disappears.

    Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they're having.
    The first says "I'll have an H2O."
    The other says "I'll have an H2O too." He drinks it and dies.
     
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    Richard Attenborough at his best. "Don't wave your arm about like a pregnant penguin" :laughing:

    Stay well away from the RSM, if you see him, disappear, sharpish.

     
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    I stopped for lunch at the diner today and ordered the minestrone.

    The waitress tripped and spilled the whole bowl in my lap.

    My meal was soup to nuts.
     
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    A riddle:

    What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five.
     
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    "Now, I don't like to brag about the expensive places I've been, but this morning I went to the gas station."

    -Sen. John Kennedy(R)
     
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    Kennedy is a true wit. His homespun demeanor only makes his jabs that much
    more effective.
     
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