This made me laugh

If you like boobies, it's well worth it.

I don't really mind what Google knows about me...

 

It's no secret that men like tits anyway

 

Splinters


A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a democrat,

and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Colville , WA .


There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She

wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started

to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted

owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down

the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.


In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-

hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened

to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the

examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and

waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman

demanded, What took you so long?


He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the

Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of

Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a

recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."


GOD BLESS AMERICA !

 

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Have you seen the video of the seagull riding another flying seagull...

 

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