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  1. Fork Lock

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    My ad on Craigslist:

    This holster came with a Walther P38, a WWII bring back that I bought from an old vet who lived across the street. It appears to be period correct. Stitching is intact, no cracking. It is in fair to good condition. I have since sold the pistol. $100 cash. Call or text Harry.

    Craigs list respondent: "I am interested in the holster. Are you the original owner?"

    My answer: I am not the original owner. The original owner was a German soldier."
     
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    Putin must be quaking in his boots.
    Russia has just been disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest!
     
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    Things you see when it's not really what you think :rolleyes: Screenshot_20220225-145416.png
     
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    "The man had no history of mental illness, they added." I'd say that has changed.

    A "D" cell would have been more impressive.

    The burning sensation came as a shock to him.

    Lucky he didn't get a "terminal" illness.

    Guess he thought he'd get a charge out of it.

    Hope he's learned his lesson. Maybe he'll go solar now.
     
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    Not really posting this as a joke, as what's happening in Ukraine is no joke, but how true is this
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    Just trying to work out what the positives and negatives are of this. I wonder what his current thinking is.
     
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    I posted a link to an interview a few months ago. It was Putin talking about the west being weakened by wokeness. And he is dead right!
     
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    How?
     
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    Yes I remembered reading that post somewhere, I'd forgotten that it was here.
     
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    My youngest daughter once swallowed a couple pennies.

    We couldn't say she had no cents.
     
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    My young nephew swallowed some Lego
    He was shitting bricks
     
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    'No, I asked for a clock battery'!
     
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    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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    I’ve dealt with equally as bad, you won’t believe some of the crap that comes in the doors of a hospital
     
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