This made me laugh

early reversing sensor​

 

Once again, I had to go to the interweb to see if I could figure out what the Geordie and Mackem references meant.

One of the videos I found was pretty damned funny!


Geordie dictionary - Bing video

 

And a very attractive young lady too!

 

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Is Orion's Belt a waist of space? Opinions please...

 

I'm having Chicken Tarka for tea.
It's like Tikka, but Otter.

 

(For the footie fans)
A Wolves fan and a Villa fan were out walking in the countryside when they spot some tracks on the ground.

"They'm badger tracks, they am!" said the Villa fan.

"Don't be saft, they'm fox tracks!" said the Wolves fan.

They were still arguing about it half an hour later when the train hit them...

 

I asked my mate the meaning of LBGTQA+ but he couldn't give me a straight answer!

 

Things were so much easier in the 60's...

 

Just found out my kitchen counter top is actually Corian. I feel bad. All these years I took it for granite.

 

Shit, I know a geezer or two that still do that.

 

I'm having Tarka Dal.

Same joke but...no, just same joke.

 

Pretty much...