This made me laugh

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That, sir, is awesome.

 

I resemble that remark….

 

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True….

 

Which is the week before the week when you still can't eat the food because it's all in the bin.

 

Save them for next year?

 

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I never got the hang of marital arts either!

 

I saw a man dragging a cabbage down the street on a lead. I asked him how long have you had the pet cabbage. Pet cabbage he said questioningly, don’t be daft it’s a collie

 

That vegan floater... LMAO...