This made me laugh

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    A boy comes home from primary school one day:
    His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks. "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?"
    "Yes mum , I had sex with my English teacher!" He replied.
    The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!"
    The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says. "I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
    "That's right, Dad."
    "Well, you became a man today, this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for."
    "Brilliant .” He Replied. “But can I have a football instead?………………
    My fucking arse is killing me!”
     
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  11. Cyborgbot

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    #30671 Cyborgbot, Nov 19, 2021
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    A bolt in an electronic circuit? You making Frankenstein’s monster?

    Edit: On reflection it looks more like a architectural design for an ornamental garden :rolleyes::joy:
     
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    More signs from the Arroyo Cafe in Austin, Texas......

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  16. Stephen Martin

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    i had a geography teacher like that one day he handed everyone's book back to them except mine. he called me to the front to collect mine and as i got to him he grabbed the lapels and spun me round and threw me into the blackboard before going off on one shouting and generally berating me. my reaction was to just stand there and let him get it out of his system. I wasn't fussed at all in fact i thought it was quite funny. needless to say I didn't give a toss about school never did homework on principle, as if you were caught talking would be told wait till home time that's your time, then gave homework well that was my time so refused to do it. I wasn't very popular with my teachers lol
     
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  19. DanielB

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    I just did what I was told to do when I was told to do it....and because of that school just seemed a breeze.

    Now I have a 14 year old that's kicking and screaming against the system...

    I let his mum deal with it, for some reason he's not interested in my opinion.
     
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    Little darlings…
     
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