This made me laugh

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Nice Booby

 

true

 

Mt father was 101st Airborne. Jumped out of an airplane, into the dark over enemy held territory in the early morning hours of June 6, 1944. His rifle butt struck him in the face on landing, breaking his jaw. He spent ten days in the field, unable to eat, before getting to an aid station. He lost so much weight he earned the nickname "Slim," which people called him till he passed in 1980. He never talked to us kids about the war. This was related to me by my mother.

When I graduated high school, two of my friends were going to backpack through Europe. I was telling dad about it and said they were starting in France and planned to trek all summer. All he said was "France, huh? I was there in '44. Didn't like it much."

 

I've noticed that the older I get the value of the denomination of a coin on the ground is the determining factor in deciding whether or not I'll bend down to pick it up.

I'm up to a fifty cent piece now.

 

That’s not how you blow up a rubber doll! Allegedly….

 

Much respect to your father! I’m spending my next weekend commemorating the battle of the bulge near Bastogne. What company was he in?

 

I decided to just have the mouth swab...

 

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