This made me laugh

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  1. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    That was awesome, Rooster! And I'm a cyclist ;):joy: although these days I'd classify myself more as a has-been cyclist. But I still LMAO at this one.
     
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    4 nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

    St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven.
    St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a penis with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven.
    At this point the fourth nun cuts in front of the third nun and says, "Listen, I better go next because I'm not gurgling that shit after she sticks her ass in it.
     
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  17. Iron

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    A great comic actor. His life was ultimately sad but nice to remember him telling one of his rarely told jokes:

     
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    Joking aside - that’s a good point. Surely someone that take a single animal for food from the wild in a clean and as painless way as possible must be better than an urbanite eating factory farmed meat from a supermarket. The animal was raised totally naturally with minimal of processing or transport. If taken by an wildlife expert would probably not be a nursing mother or infant etc… would be sustainable and totally natural.

    Those that hunt are the ones seen as evil…

    Odd when you come to think of it.
     
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    Sadly that was the case. Now even mumsnet are prepared to graffiti Nelson column and glue their labia to a passing route master all because the price of nappies has gone up by 2 percent.

    What has the world come to?
     
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