This made me laugh

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  1. Col_C

    Col_C I can't re...Member

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    and the kid's got talent :grinning:
     
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  3. David Cooper

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
    The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."
    The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
    "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."
    Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
    Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:
    "They won't let me in without a fucking tie!”
     
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  14. stollydriver

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    Wonder if it works like an RF filter:D:D
     
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  16. Cyborgbot

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    I think NASA had Nostradamus working for them in the 60’s and made the flags fade to white deliberately. How else could they have known in advance of the shambolic (and imbecilic) Afghanistan retreat?

    There’s a rumbling in America of past great Presidents spinning in their graves and thinking wtf :joy:
     
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  17. Cyborgbot

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    Anyone heard of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle? He's a talented artist able to capture the image and character of peoples loving pets with a 'unique' style.

    The comments of his customers as they describe their delight(?) of receiving back their commission is heart warming.

    He's been able to raise a significant sum for charity.

    There's a review (worth looking at the sample pages) of his first published collection of pet portraits here.

    https://agreatread.co.uk/rubbish-pet-portraits-9780008468163/

    Here's a sample...

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    Here are some of his other reviews (the printable ones!).

    MEDIA REVIEWS


    -'It looks like someone has tried to build a flat-pack version of my dog without any instructions.'

    -'You've made my children cry.'

    -'I've had to open my mum's Christmas present to help me get over this. I'm covered in tears, Ferrero Rocher wrappers and shame.'

    -'I rescued this cat. He had a really tough start to his life, but believe me when I say that this is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to him.'
     
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  18. Ducatitotriumph

    Ducatitotriumph Crème de la Crème

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    Just bought it from the above link.
    £6.56 is worth reading peoples pain imho!!!
     
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  19. Vulpes

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    "I know exactly where I'll put it in the house. In the bin" :laughing:
     
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  20. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    This ones not bad too
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