This made me laugh

I think I detect a general lack of sympathy. I expect there was a moment when he began to regret his choice of career...

 

If I was the home owner my only regret would be not getting great danes... or horses

 

“Every warning Lable has an awesome backstory” Awesome LOL

 

I hope he was one of those idiots that thinks wearing his pants half off his ass is cool. I’ll bet he cranks that belt above his waist now

 

unless they were cigarettes---Craven A will not affect your heart

 

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Seals are indeed very important: one of the Lord Chancellor's titles is Keeper of the Great Seal. I don't know whether he is expected to feed it himself.

 

I approve of that - in fact - it gets my seal of approval

 

Definitely a darwin awards post!?

 

At a wine merchant’s the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
An old soldier with a ragged dirty look, came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The veteran tried it and said, “it’s a Muscat, three years old , grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable.”
“That’s correct,” said the boss.
Another glass:
“It’s a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western year slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires 3 more years for finest results.”
“Correct.”
A third glass:
“It’s a Pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,” calmly stated the veteran.
The director was astonished!
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room and returned a few minutes later with a glass of urine.
The veteran tasted it
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and - if I don’t get the job - I’ll name the father.”

 

A dangerous moment: if the bishop moves off his square, the queen can take him.