Me and the wife were reminiscing about when we were first married 40 years ago She said "do you remember after our first year, we sat down and started a list of each others faults" "God, I forgot all about that" I said laughing "but I think I might still have it somewhere" "Well that's good, cos we can compare them" she replied "I've finally finished mine"
Reminds me of Rolf Harris (remember him?!?) singing: I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Wherever I go through rain and snow The people always let me know There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried 'cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun I had to learn to stand on my own three feet Believe me that's no fun I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Wherever I go through rain and snow The people always let me know There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket They used to roll my trousers up And use me for the wicket… It goes on for hours in the same vein.
