This made me laugh

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  1. Dawsy

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    Just a little prick? :p
     
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  2. Dave49

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    #28282 Dave49, May 29, 2021
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    Whenever they have to give an injection these days, nurses seem to have been trained to say "just a little scratch" instead. I expect that they used to get too many rude replies from dirty-minded smartarses. (Present company excepted, naturally.)
     
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  3. andypandy

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    I was in Asda yesterday, I needed some chocolate buns for a trifle base so I went to the corner where all the cakes are. There was a blond assistant about 40 on her knees opening a big box of buns ready to put on the shelf. As I looked into the box then at her she said " I bet you're going to ask me for something now I'm on my knees aren't you". What do you think was the first thing that went through my mind ?
    So I just said "I could say something rude, but I won't". She passed me a pack of buns and I went on my way. She did laugh so she saw the funny side.
     
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  4. Dave49

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    You were lucky she was a good-natured sort. Being frog-marched out of Asda by Security might have been embarassing....
     
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  6. Dave49

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    What's in the bag? Handcuffs and a blindfold?

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  8. David Cooper

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    An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
    of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
    scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
    it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that
    you just served?"
    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls
    testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
    The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
    vacation! Bring me an order!"
    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
    day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
    tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
    The next day, the American returned, placed his order, and then that
    evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
    to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
    smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins!"
     
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  16. OsteKuste

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    Enough to make me happy, that’s all that matters, right?
     
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  19. Cyborgbot

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    Total agree in principle. Not exactly sure what picking up a sock entails but imagine it’s similar to picking up a 10mm spanner.
     
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  20. OsteKuste

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    My problem is remembering what I was looking fo....... oh, look! Squirrel!!
     
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