This made me laugh

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A mountie is riding across the Great White North when he sees something in the distance on the middle of a frozen lake.
He decides to investigate.
As he gets closer, he sees it's an attractive young woman sitting on a snowmobile, eating a sandwich.
He asks if she's OK.
She tells him her snowmobile has broken down.
He pops the cowl on the machine and has a look.
He says "It's a good thing I came along. It looks like you've blown a seal."
She wipes her mouth and says "No, that's mayonnaise."

 

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Oh sh#t

 

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Not sure if this should be here as not strictly a joke (or maybe it is!?) but who the hell would buy this????!!!!
Made me chuckle though!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Frame-wi...562447?hash=item4b8f599ecf:g:8nsAAOSwPVJfDbbh

 

To try and give a stolen bike a legit history????

 

Reminds me of the time when we had a large delivery of bubble wrap in work, asked my supervisor what I should do with it. "Just pop it in the corner over there" Best 6 hours I have ever spent in work.

 

This Suez Canal business is more serious than we thought...

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/27/ship...ors-stuck-in-suez-canal-traffic-jam-14314453/