I'M ALWAYS CAREFUL TO READ MY POSTS BEFORE PUTTING THEM ON. EVEN A SMALL MISTAKE LIKE TRANSPOSING TWO LETTERS CAN RESULT IN THE MEANING BEING COMPLETELY URINED.
Which reminds me... What's the difference between a pygmy hunting band and a jr. girls high school track team? One's a bunch of cunning little runts. The other is a bunch of running little...
I had to attend a presentation at work on the various types of mechanical fasteners It was riveting...