This made me laugh

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The same with Audi will also work

 

Had to disagree cos I'm one of them

 

That's embarrassing.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...-viral-leaving-explicit-object-shelf-her.html

 

Very appropriate card too... She clearly was!

Is that a can of industrial lubricant?

 

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My next door neighbour has been furloughed from his job as an airline pilot since last year so he has diversified and has been doing painting and decorating to earn a bit of cash. I’ve seen some of his work and although the lounge and bedroom weren’t great he made a brilliant job of the landing.

 

Do you mean a trip to Lancashire?

Or in COVID times a trip to the kitchen.

 

And Lisa, you know what “that” feels like? I do

 

And a Yamaha.