That's embarrassing. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...-viral-leaving-explicit-object-shelf-her.html
My next door neighbour has been furloughed from his job as an airline pilot since last year so he has diversified and has been doing painting and decorating to earn a bit of cash. I’ve seen some of his work and although the lounge and bedroom weren’t great he made a brilliant job of the landing.