I went for a new job interview last night as a blacksmith,,,,. The last question he ask was''' Have you ever shoe'd a horse before? No, but I once told a goat to fuck off !!!!. Apparently this wasn't the answer he was looking for!!
I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it...
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said ... Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond mwy contwol, we will noth hab a thermon tewday. __________________
