"Ministerial code" You can lie, cheat, falsify accounts, ignore lockdown, "BUT DONT SHOUT AT ANYONE" what a load of crap
Not forgetting making sure your mates get even richer whilst the rest suffer . . . would almost be funny if it weren't true!
"I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit?" My wife said seductively "Yeah, give us a bag full, I'll insulate the loft."