A mate has just lost his job as a fireworks display technician because the fireworks went off in the wrong sequence. Personally I think it’s bang out of order.
Reminds me, my caravan had been professionaly serviced in CA, drove it 1400 miles home and noticed a bit of oil sepage at the pinion shaft seal. Went to check oil level and removed the plug. Oil gushed out. Drained 1.5 gallons of excess oil out of it to correct the level. Tech must have used the vent plug. No sepage from axle seals
The other day a guy stuck his head over the garden fence and said, " do you want your shed re-tarred" When I said no he took it. A mate asked me how many Motown groups I could name. I said two, three maybe four tops.
@Pegscraper when you said the neighbour said "Do you want your shed re-tarred" I have to admit that I was expecting something along the lines of "Yes I do you half-wit". You see, in my mind, I hear 'Re-tarred' as 'retard'.
I just did @Helmut Visor and I sort of see it is meant to be read as 'retard' now. For some reason, the first time I took it being something of a dialectical joke, perhaps a New Englander saying 'returned'. My mistake.
