The wife was getting herself a drink earlier but dropped the ice cubes on the floor. She got rather upset but I said to her "Don't worry love it's water under the fridge."..
I think he will get a hand picked,rich business type "refugee" trained in using soap and water and able to take advantage of a "shit house"
This made me laugh.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...me-married-MAMIL-s-Middle-Aged-Man-Lycra.html