This made me laugh

I fancied some new exhaust pipes for my bike. What do you think?

 

I think they're great, but I live a long way into the country.

 

A tough looking group of Harley Davidson bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man from Chicago, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering sensual kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!! Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

 

Who said you could not do the weekly shop on your bike.

 

Obviously one of the more safety conscious......he's wearing a helmet!

 

You'll probably have to open up the airbox!

 

It was when he pulled a wheelie that the fun really began.

 

I would like to know what is holding her in place..

 

strong thighs!

 

Getting older

 

Passports eh?

 

Posting vids :

 

Strange :

 

Technology :

 

Some people have no self-control :

 

You want a drink darlin' :

 

When the Police call :

 

Parenting is not easy :

 

I purchased a dog from a blacksmith a few days ago.

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.

 

A farmer asks his border collie to count his sheep.

The dog runs into the field and after a short while returns to the farmer. The farmer says, "How many?"

The collie says, "Forty."

"How can there be 40? I only bought 38!"

"I rounded them up."