The Lengths Bike Thieves Will Go To

Once the amateur detectives were on it mate it was always gonna run & run, thought it would be funny to give DD some help as he was heavily outnumbered, even though I thought no brick saw had been used!

I already got a WTF off Dilli when I came clean, I guess I'll have to take it on the chin

 

Anyway, when you are in a hurry ........

 

I can see saw marks

 

I don't think there would be too much left to steal using that method!

 

In the jargon it’s a cutting charge........ to create a mouse hole. You put it against the Used Bike wall!

 

Don't forget to post your photos riding the ditch pump wearing the jack boots!

 

Sounds to me like DD's a defeated man @Bad Billy

As if the thing would just die of natural causes on a forum like this

 

None of us are as intelligent as @Bad Billy and @Dozers Dad
That’s why the thread keeps going
Besides when you get two forum members conspiring to fraudulently mislead other members then the punishment should be looked at again
JEZ still should get a Feckin ditch pump
And deceitful Billy should be made to race a Feckin ditch pump

 

I thought it had gone on long enough, the insults were getting worse, anyway never trust me to stay on the same side for long I got Italian in my blood!

 

WTF - I couldn't race a ditch pump, with them gert great cylinders stuck out the side I would be bound to touch them down then highside myself into a different postcode .

That punishment just too much for the crime, anyway I come clean in the end surely that is worth some mercy?

 

Snitch!

 

Cant believe @Dozers Dad you would sink so low and blatantly abuse and constantly deny the obvious to all forum members, just for wind up and thread page increase.
Not mentioning @littleade's treatment and @Bad Billy's collusion in all this, his part in this as @dilligaf says cant be ignored or understated
BARSTEWARDS

 

Well they might forgive me if don't keep winding them up calling them friends!

 

In my defence, I did feel bad for @littleade but that Jez has pictures , not worried about the goat , it is the senior Tory politician that I would never live down , still got custard in my high heels!

 

You bow too soon.

Cutting charges and shaped charges are not quite the same - one is linear, the other generally conical for localised penetration e.g. of armour. You need to mug up on self forging fragments and the Miznay-Schardin effect (which has nothing to do with All Saints)

 

Oni just picked up on this thread, and pissed misen laughin, here at work! Thanks for passing aif an hour.
Mi son allus sez, "snitches get stitches"!! be careful DD!!

 

Ah!
So you don't really have the pictures of me with Edwina Curried goat taken at Madame Sins then DD , can't believe that you would tell such a porky .......








Oh yes I bloody could!

 

Feck me, that doesn't normally stop you

 

Whaddaya reckon lads?

Was I blackmailed or did I do it of me own freewill?

I think this is worth a serious debate as my character is being brought into disrepute!






How many more pages do we reckon we could stretch this to?