Testing a Chinese 'real' bike

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  1. Tigcraft

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    #41 Tigcraft, Jul 21, 2015
    No, iPhones!! Stop thinking of that belly of yours!
     
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    #42 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
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    Chinese hmmmmm. I can't seem to grasp motorbike and Chinese. It's like Enfield and Indian. It's just wrong
     
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    #43 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    They should stick to what they are good at FOOD.
     
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    #44 camman, Jul 21, 2015
    No, their food still makes me fart:D
     
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    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #45 thebiglad, Jul 21, 2015
    Yeah right ;) Of course it's the fault of the food.
     
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    #46 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    Funny that, so do there bikes
     
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    #47 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    What year is she? Dont say the year of the dog or cat
     
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    #48 camman, Jul 21, 2015
    Yes, but luckily my frame doesn't snap when I fart....well, not yet anyway.:oops:
    Remember when Skodas would fall apart if you farted inside them, which didn't matter because they only lasted a week anyway.....not a bad car now though:confused:
     
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    #49 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    I had a convertible skoda oh, no I didn't it was a skip. ( can't beat the old ones)
     
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    #50 camman, Jul 21, 2015
    How did you make a Skoda skip?....did you shoot at its tyres?
     
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    #51 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    No I didn't if I burst one tyre on her she would have been a right off. I used to call her flattery, do you know why? Flattery gets you nowhere.
     
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    #52 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    She was a deluxe model , she had a heated rear windscreen , to keep your hands warm when you pushed her.
     
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    #53 camman, Jul 21, 2015
    The only time I pushed one, was off a cliff
     
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    #54 Havit, Jul 21, 2015
    Did it rust before it hit the bottom
     
  15. Tigcraft

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    #55 Tigcraft, Jul 22, 2015
    Hey girls, get a room!
     
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    #56 Havit, Jul 22, 2015
    ooooooh, someone got out of the wrong side of bed.
     
  17. Tigcraft

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    #57 Tigcraft, Sep 2, 2015
    image.jpg So back to the Chinese bike talk.
    I'll be setting off sun morning for my Alps jaunt with a friend on a DL1000 to which he paint summat like £2500 for a 13yr old bike and we will compare bikes as there is a 'little sarcasm and bitchyness' between fellow biker friend!!
    Up to date I've modded a few items to make this more tourer that the tourer it's meant to be. I've made and fitted Cree spots to aid a shit headlight....
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    New mounts> image.jpg
    Fitted> image.jpg
    Then discovered KYB forks with seeping seal (oh no! ) Can't be replaced on warranty as bike is 18 months old, warranty - 2 years ....... But not transferable to new owner!!
    This is where it looses to jap bikes and other reputable makes.
    Ordered seals (£55) f**k shit 11 since and still not here as most dealers don't stock parts (well what do you say??)

    Anyway back to the better bits... New (pw) maxis sport touring tyres fitted, clock fitted, top box and any other bits in and amongst.
    So it looks like I'll be chancing the fork seals over the trip. Wish me luck (as everyone else took piss!!)

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  18. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #58 crispey, Sep 2, 2015
    Well I hope a seagull craps on your head as your going to need all the luck you can get, and deserve I should add!
     
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    #59 Tigcraft, Sep 2, 2015
    How did you know I had a dished head?? Heh heh
     
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    #60 Havit, Sep 2, 2015
    Hope you opened a fortune cookie
     
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