Been a long time since i had one of these...... just been mounting a band saw i was given onto a stand, got to carry the whole lot into the shed forgetting to duck enough and whack my head on the door frame ...would have been OK but for the top of the bandsaw being just under my chin consequently somehow my bottom lip gets a tooth shoved nearly through it.....bloody sore and my tooth hurts nearly as much as my lip...I'll see if i can get a pic for you gruesome lot.
I dunno...i could do a good Mick Jagger now, is it just me or does anyone else feel the need to retaliate on inanimate objects when this sort of thing happens had to resist battering the shed...thought a spit knuckle wouldn't help.
Bu Bugger ..... you beat me to it. Whisky (whiskey as well) is a natural remedy/curative for all ills, from an occasional slight cough to broken limbs and open heart surgery. Probably.
Look on the bright side, your teeth are your own Keep a weather eye on the tooth though, hopefully you didn't do it any harm. I split one of mine right down the middle, still have it years after, but I reckon I'll pay for that at some point... Root is still alive thankfully. How did I do that? Lying under a Land Rover, spanner slipped off the (insert expletive) bolt holding the starter and I pulled it straight into my face. Then proceed to smack my head on the ground. Two for the price of one. . Whisky. Definitely.
I hate it when inanimate objects think they know better than me, or as in your case, think it's funny to do me an injury. My wife doesn't get it when I shout at/hit some stupid low-hanging beam for bashing me on the head, or misplaced object for tripping me up, etc. She thinks it's my fault for being careless.