Split Lip!

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  1. Tricky-Dicky

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    #1 Tricky-Dicky, Apr 15, 2019
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    Been a long time since i had one of these...... just been mounting a band saw i was given onto a stand, got to carry the whole lot into the shed forgetting to duck enough and whack my head on the door frame ...would have been OK but for the top of the bandsaw being just under my chin
    consequently somehow my bottom lip gets a tooth shoved nearly through it.....bloody sore and my tooth hurts nearly as much as my lip...I'll see if i can get a pic for you gruesome lot.


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  2. Sprinter

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    #2 Sprinter, Apr 15, 2019
    codjer
     
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  3. Tiglet

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    #3 Tiglet, Apr 15, 2019
    Well you’ll not do that again in a hurry :eek:
     
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  4. dilligaf

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    #4 dilligaf, Apr 15, 2019
    :tired_face:Ouch
     
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  5. joe mc donald

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    #5 joe mc donald, Apr 15, 2019
    Tricky-Dicky.
    Yes bet that hurt more than the pride. Hope it all mends soon.
    Regards
    Joe.
     
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  6. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    #6 Tricky-Dicky, Apr 15, 2019
    I dunno...i could do a good Mick Jagger now, is it just me or does anyone else feel the need to retaliate on inanimate objects when this sort of thing happens
    had to resist battering the shed...thought a spit knuckle wouldn't help.
     
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  7. stollydriver

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    #7 stollydriver, Apr 15, 2019
    Taking do it yourself piercing to a whole new level..:weary_face:
     
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  8. Dave C

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    #8 Dave C, Apr 15, 2019
    Douse it with plenty of whisky to prevent an infection, swallow it after to double the effects :eek:
     
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  9. stevethegoolie

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    #9 stevethegoolie, Apr 15, 2019
    Bu
    Bugger ..... you beat me to it.:mad:
    Whisky (whiskey as well) is a natural remedy/curative for all ills, from an occasional slight cough to broken limbs and open heart surgery.:yum Probably.:grinning:
     
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  10. dilligaf

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    #10 dilligaf, Apr 15, 2019
    :mad: I would’ve kicked the shit out of that bastid shed :mad:
     
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  11. Big Sandy

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    #11 Big Sandy, Apr 17, 2019
    Look on the bright side, your teeth are your own :)

    Keep a weather eye on the tooth though, hopefully you didn't do it any harm. I split one of mine right down the middle, still have it years after, but I reckon I'll pay for that at some point... Root is still alive thankfully.

    How did I do that? Lying under a Land Rover, spanner slipped off the (insert expletive) bolt holding the starter and I pulled it straight into my face. Then proceed to smack my head on the ground. Two for the price of one. .

    Whisky. Definitely.
     
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  12. Biker Jock

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    #12 Biker Jock, Apr 22, 2019
    I hate it when inanimate objects think they know better than me, or as in your case, think it's funny to do me an injury. My wife doesn't get it when I shout at/hit some stupid low-hanging beam for bashing me on the head, or misplaced object for tripping me up, etc. She thinks it's my fault for being careless.
     
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  13. Tiglet

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    #13 Tiglet, Apr 22, 2019
    That’s female logic for you :)
     
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