True story Our neighbour asked her husband if her bum looks big in her new trousers. He recklessly replied "Its bound to, you have an arse like a rhino"......he had to learn to cook to survive, slept on the sofa for two weeks, and still has the scar where one vase made contact They still love each other to bits, and it turned out he was so good at cooking that he now does it all.....and he also now has an arse like a rhino You Bonny doesn't though
Now there's a lessen for all of us, never do a good job indoors, keep it for the garage, also wife's arses are a no no, never speak or give comment, it always ends in tears.
