Rant of the day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

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  1. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :mad: AGAIN...bloody disgusting stuff :tired_face:
    I’m getting worried about you :confused:
     
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  2. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Fag. :p
     
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  3. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    I drive the ST by the mpg reading !!!!:p

    Great fun keeping it over 30mpg, but then I get bored and boot the shit out of it:D and back down to 20.:eek:
     
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  4. MrOrange

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    That mate is irefutairre evidence of my lack of ' Gay'ness'. That is my thumbnail. If you look closely you will definitely see a bit of grime under there. That is from fixing the cylinder head gasket on our MG ZR the day.

    I have yet to meet a fag with dirty nails who can do the CHG on an internal combustion engine. So you my friend have no worries.

    Plus, if I was that way inclined, is definitely Shag young Andy first !!! :p;):laughing:
     
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  5. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    And when they stick, its a 1000 pounds to put right and a piggy back to the garage on a break down truck.
     
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  6. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Cream Yum Yum, for me.
     
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  7. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    What happens when your battery earth strap fails, engine off, brake servo off, no braking and at least with a handbrake you can attempt to slow the vehicle.
    I once had to stop my 1959 Hillman Minx with just the handbrake after a massive fluid leak from a failed wheel cylinder. I managed to stop the car about 2 foot past the junction, had I not had a handbrake I would have been across the road into a wall of the traffic on the main road hadn't hit me first.

    Fucking stupid idea. Hope it passes and we go back to cable operated system.
     
  8. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    I have this horrible image of them topping and tailing......
     
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  9. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Anyway Ron, the only handbrake deviancy of which I approve is the old Jag fly off.....otherwise you are bang on. Grab a handful then squeeze the button......
     
  10. MrOrange

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    Oh yeah, cream filled yum-yum from Aldi are well nice.

    You could use one to eat a banoffe pie !!! I'm so doing this next year :p
     
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  11. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Yum-Yums.jpg

    Its this, sticky bun filled with cream. must be a local thing. Its your bed ,you have to lie in it, cheers.
     
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  12. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Get ready,
    They are fried.
    :):):):)
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    Here's Sprinter doing a review for you ...

     
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  14. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    lmao
     
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  15. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Tree or a lamppost, worked every time for me!
     
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  16. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Jiz covered dildo! Bet you could suck a whole banofee through that!!
     
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  17. MrOrange

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    Post #2000 and it includes the phrase '''jiz covered dildo' !!!! :p:laughing::joy:
     
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  18. GaleForceEight

    GaleForceEight Noble Member

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    Something that was in one of the trade tents at the Bumtoberfest rally this month...
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    Edit: ....and no, I'm not in the photo!
     
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  19. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Don't f2ck with my yum yum
     
  20. Help me Obi Wan...

    Help me Obi Wan... Well-Known Member

    Wots a Yum, Yum ?. here it is a brand of peanut Butter.
     
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