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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

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  1. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Ha ha ha :eek: bloody hell StripleMont there you go again :eek:
    Just get one will you :p
     
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  2. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    So I heard on the news this morning that some of our athletes might not be attending the opening ceremony in PyeongChang cos it’s too cold!!!
    Erm, which olympics are these??
     
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  3. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    My Bonnie made in Thailand thats why she Called TINGTONG love me long time sexy man
     
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  4. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    Great this country isnt it Some wealthy guys get together for a men only charity night and get crucified for what usually happens on a Lads night out (I know there were probably a good few pisshead dickheads there too)

    Then we have this which is fine

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-42990791

    Radio two endlesley promoting a Gig for a bearded transexual singer and Nee grid girls or darts lasses
    Place is getting worse
     
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  5. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    'Kin Ell John, don't get me going about the BBC. Please. It paints itself as being whiter than white yet it's just as biased as any other news body I know.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  6. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    Cant be whiter than white thats racist

    Surely its mixed race LBGT than Mixed race LBGT ?
     
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  7. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Don't watch the tory propaganda broadcasting between 6 - 7 every night of the week. Fuckin disgrace. Even worse on BBC Scotland, if not in support of Tory policy, not given any coverage.
     
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  8. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    Strange thought it was the other way round.....

    Anyway another one have you heard that Canada has changed the words to its national anthem so that it’s ‘Gender Neutral’ FFS !

    Should have just changed it the ‘Lumberjack song’ by Monty Python !
     
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  9. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Just as biased? WRONG! It has its own independent agenda of group think funded by compulsory taxation. It is well to the Left of general public opinion if elections are anything to go by and promotes a socially liberal agenda and anthropogenic climate change, pro EU stance.
    The BBC is irredeemably biased, the enemy of local media outlets and has all sorts of tentacles funded by a TV LICENCE! There is always a furore about media plurality when newspapers change ownership but the elephant in the room is the BBC.
     
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  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Bloody hell Callumity.....did you swallow a dictionary when you were younger???:eek:

    I know what an elephant is though :)
    I’ve seen them on the telly :p
     
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  11. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Absolutely agree with you. I just didn't want to burst a blood vessel myself.
     
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  12. John T

    John T Senior Member

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    Or Brussels Broadcasting Company
     
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  13. StrippleMont

    StrippleMont Senior Member

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    Round your way!
    Think he was watching CBBC:confused:;)
     
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  14. Pete Farrell

    Pete Farrell Active Member

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    Anthropogenic? pass. What the f**k does that mean or is it some form of I'm not sure if I am male or female. Puts on very deep masculine voice,adams apple going like a train, Ello I'm Doris. The mind boggles.
     
  15. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

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    My daughters other half got me a Google Home Mini for my birthday the other week for just such an occasion. I have just done a "Hey Google" with this question and she came back with "did someone swallow a dictionary when they were younger?" I might just unplug and box it back up. Seems I have unfortunately got the Dilli Edition by mistake...
     
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  16. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Gender Fluid is now a term!!!

    I call it being a greedy shirtlifting poofter :p
     
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  17. Pete Farrell

    Pete Farrell Active Member

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    Yo Mr O,
    Not sure where you are in the Newton Stewart area but my mate and I are coming up to open his caravan at Glentrool in March (27th I think) we have to meet up for a chat! we are obviously on the same wave length re Political Correctness. Fix and I call it bollocks but hey what do we know? an ex Navy Engineer and an ex Para? After all both of us only went to the University of Life.
    Cheers, Pete.
     
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  18. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    I swallowed a dictionary alright. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. I also swallowed an abacus. It doesn’t make me weird. It’s what’s inside that counts.

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  19. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Basic winter military training.....don’t eat yellow snow.....
     
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  20. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

    Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
     
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