Rant of the day

I'm tempted to post the pictures that Charlie Hebdo made, but I'm fearful the tag ragheads may track you all down lol

 

I wouldn't mess with that monkey he looks seriously nuts!

 

You can't remember? I do x

 

You got it wrong mate, its analasthetic x

 

You should learn how to flip the c.ck in your mouth without slapping you in the face. Takes practice.

 

Feckin IKEA flat pack furniture
My son in his infinite wisdom decided that he needed a new set up in his bedroom
So I’ve spent the day showing him how to do it
Two chests of drawers and a top to join them until
Wasn’t difficult but my Feckin shoulders and arms are killing me now

 

Dilli you putting more weight on mate

 

Yeah it’s Feckin piling on

 

Why are your shoulders aching... it’s your lads bedroom ... he should have done 90% of the work, you should have just been there to point and laugh!

 

I hate it. Flapjack is more my thing, (and Dilli's too I think).

 

Yeah but he’s Feckin useless
Does I T or something

 

Have you driven up Franche Road recently? Biggest inflatable Santa I've ever seen............

 

@dilligaf
Or to "supervise", dilli.

 

That wanker must have CNS---"Competitive Neighbor Syndrome". Don't let him goad you into putting your Christmas lights up sooner than you see fit. It's not even December for pete's sake! Bah humbug.....

 

Good old Hartlepool.
Hartlepool 35ft inflatable Grinch raises £6,000 for hospice.

 

FFS!!!!!
I knew this would bloody happen.
If you 'aint had the jab, you 'aint coming in.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/barring-non-vaccinated-brits-restaurants-23094957

 

Just wait. Could be commercial suicide. You don’t want a jab for a virus you’ve had and where the worst reactions often occur......

 

Are you wholly familiar with the W word?