Rant of the day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

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  1. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    what are you dribbling on about?
     
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  2. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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  3. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Here ya go, Ducky. Not sure if there any more photos of the bird but you can read about the benefits.:D

    https://www.healthline.com/health/going-commando-men
     
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  4. MrOrange

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    #2444 MrOrange, Dec 13, 2019
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    Going commando was supposed to be good for the sperm count (chaps only), but turns out that's a load of bollox (pun intended:p)

    I suppose, if roles reversed, there is a chance her count could also increase !!!! :eek:
     
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  5. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Bummer. Sounds like you need your own fridge and your own pantry, Ducky! That way you and your wife can each have your own goodies whatever they may be. Mr. Sandi and I each have our own closet. And we can each do whatever we like with our closet including what we "stock" it with. Works for us.
     
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  6. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Na its about the taste
     
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  7. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    You are lucky most Ducks only get stale bread :D
     
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  8. JerryBB

    JerryBB Noble Member

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    first bite is with the eye
     
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  9. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Sounds like the peasants are revolting! :p

    Start a revolution Duck, or at lease leave pictures of madame guillotine around the place, wifey will get the message & before you know it you'll be in the middle of a sausage fest! (not that sort of sausage fest ... feckin perverts :imp:).
     
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  10. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Dude, please!

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  11. Cyborgbot

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    #2451 Cyborgbot, Dec 15, 2019
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    Whilst it appear on close inspection that this bike may have been designed for a passenger, I’m not really sure it’s intended to carry their kid as well.

    Wobbling and struggling to pedal along a fairly busy road.



    Not the brightest people...

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    Taken today whilst been embarrassed by riding as a passenger in my wife’s hairdresser car (MX5).

    Edit: Riding pillion on a peddle cycle wearing wellies and a iForce hi-viz vest with Mr Bean... I bet she’s well chuffed how well her life turned out.
     
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  12. MrOrange

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    Decorating is THE worst job:mad:

    :laughing::p
     
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  13. beerkat

    beerkat Senior Member

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    Well actually I disagree with you. I like decorating. Every room in my house has plain walls; different colours but no patterned wallpaper (that really is a pain). Move a bit of furniture, throw a few old sheets down and I can repaint a whole room, including the ceiling, in a day. Complete change. I'm looking forward to getting a couple of rooms done before Christmas, maybe even during Christmas!!
     
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  14. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    I love decorating.
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    My missus does it all.:D
     
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  15. Cyborgbot

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    Doesn’t it get confusing? How do you remember what room you are in?
     
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  16. Cyborgbot

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    Not sure - I thought we were supposed to ‘give it up’ for them - although I have no idea what that means either, but think it might mean giving them the clap... ooo errrr missus!
     
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  17. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Don't be hard on yourself Ade, you're a nice guy, not at all grumpy. You are a twat though.:p:D
     
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  18. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    I would say the first bite is with the nose, it's food not women, bikes or cars.
     
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  19. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    At least she wasn't pushing it from the back.
    BTW cybergbot why is the wife driving?
     
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  20. Cyborgbot

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    It’s her car. I am only allowed to drive it when it needs fixing (test drive/fault finding). She’s quite selfish about it. I won’t touch it now as there’s always something needing to be done to it so think her behaviour is a bit odd.
     
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