Rant of the day

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  1. Havit

    Havit Very strange Member

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    IF YOU HAVE A RANT ABOUT SOMTHING HERES YOUR CHANCE TO AIR IT :mad:
    My rant of the day...
    MUSLIMS

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia ..
    They're happy in Canada ..
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland ..
    They're happy in Denmark ..

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

    AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How frigging dumb can you get?
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother-in-law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
    - You cook over burning camel shit
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

    Well No Shit Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse!:D
     
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  2. Victor

    Victor Active Member

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    You have hit the nail on the head Wayne. I even heard on this mornings BBC news that police forces have the ability to allow female Muslim officers to wear the burka. What next!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Modalconfusion

    Modalconfusion Active Member

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    :D:D:D Funny as f##k, brill. Did you stop up all night to compile it ....... Still laughing :D:D
     
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  4. Modalconfusion

    Modalconfusion Active Member

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    Our civilised world is so PC it's unreal, while others are still chopping off heads .... It's another thing that makes my p#ss boil
     
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  5. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    #5 Sprinter, Sep 10, 2016
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    BREXIT
    A chance for the Public School Boys to really twist the knife, no longer do we have to worry about Human Rights or a fair deal for all.
    The only thing holding back the power hungry ,( cos we only have one party in this country) was the ebb and flow of other nations opinions and ideas, with that gone:-

    THEY (a group all our MPs and swots left over from school, who didnt want to talk to you then, and hung out with teacher, cant wait to join,- and any one with a ounce of self respect has nothing to do with-) can isolated dominate and RULE BRITANNIA all over our arses . MEET THE NEW BOSS...

    The first thing is the reintroduction of the Grammar School -a cushion between the upper and working class. Trustees Foreman, Dept managers ,Teachers, Queen of hearts, they all went to Grammar school
    Separated and told they are better from an early age,( when time shows us,- the smart ones in primary one , are the smart ones in the last year of school -) only this time we have a Dole class to keep us busy arguing with each other. Steal from each other you get a slap on the wrist Steal from the Lawyer up the road JAIL. Divide and conquer

    Longer hours, lower wages and more aspirational tv adverts about what we should be achieving and why we are failures for not getting there. Constant wars with far away places, mean now is not the time to raise issues like wages or services, cos " we are fighting for freedom" " why arent we more like the USA."

    Media giants telling us what to think about and setting the Agenda months in advance.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37324491
    Politicians never come around here except for flying visits in a black Mercedes at election time... They cross the line. easy living when you make the rules (Tina Turner, Steel Claw)

    Thank God the Church is so disengaged or we could be on the end of Waynes list of unhappy countries.

    Seems to me the boss is taking us into an empty room and locking the door (never good)

    Im just saying.
     
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  6. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    does nt matter whats next, cos the people that decide, live in an other place, so they dont care
     
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  7. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    On the subject of people that use terrorism in the name of religion!
    Here's a brilliant Youtube movie.

    I think it should be called.... "The Infidel Strikes Back!".... ;)

     
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  8. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    #8 Sprinter, Sep 10, 2016
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  9. BS1948

    BS1948 Elite Member

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    Better than the Berks being allowed to wear muslin!

    I know it's a rant and I have my own rants but lets face it varieties of Christians have be kicking the shit out of each other, not just in NI, for years as well and there are some really nice, happy, Muslims about. Not PC but don't tar everyone eh? :)
     
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  10. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Hay dude tell me thats not people dieing
     
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  11. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Nooooo!

    They're just running around getting some much needed exercise whilst they watch the fireworks! ;)
     
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  12. Victor

    Victor Active Member

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  13. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    That photo is doing the rounds Victor.

    The last time I saw it. It was supposed to be a Muslim lollypop lady in Birmingham?
     
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  14. Havit

    Havit Very strange Member

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    Looks like one of them dutch dolls. Take the top one off and theres one underneath :D
     
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  15. chiari1

    chiari1 Elite Member
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    thought it was a shuttlecock
     
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  16. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème
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    Here's my rant of the day. Riding to work last week and as I was filtering between slow moving traffic I see one driver with a load of document he/she was was reading spread out on the steering wheel, then a little further along someone looking at either a tablet or laptop on their knee.
    I get so annoyed at seeing this because it's just so damn dangerous. Mostly I see people on their cell phones but these idiots won the Dick of the week competition.
     
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  17. Wee neil

    Wee neil Member

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    The pollce don't see these idiots because they are to busy watching us because we might be doing something they don't like
     
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  18. Wee neil

    Wee neil Member

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    This must be the "integration" the government keep insisting on
     
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  19. Wee neil

    Wee neil Member

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    I take it you won't want to wear one when they start dishing out the rules of the land!!
     
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  20. Havit

    Havit Very strange Member

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    Small Rant,

    Why the feck Don't all cars put there lights on when it rains.
    And as the winter is not far away. Why when the fog lifts do they leave their Bloody Fog lights on :mad:
     
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