Ordered From The Internet Whilst Intoxicated.

Now this thread could be interesting

 

I bought an aging Land Rover Discovery off Ebay, late, very late on a friday night.

I flew over to get it and it broke down on the return trip.


REALLY must stop going on Ebay after being at the pub...................

 

I joined this forum whilst mildly intoxicated. Does that count?

 

Really?!?
Get em on & get Mrs Cooper to take photos.
Then post them in the joke thread

...WARNING...
DO NOT open this link after consuming alcohol!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fancy-Dres...oy+costume&dpPl=1&dpID=41TGDnTftpL&ref=plSrch

 

Not me but my boss came into work a couple of weeks ago and produced a cattle prod type stun gun he'd bought while drunk I was nearly gonna zap myself in the leg with it to see but he reckoned it was decapasitating so I chickened out, looked at my apprentice and he run off

 

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-ta...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

 

Brilliant!
He should write comedy. He can certainly describe a situation & make the reader feel like they are there. I'm still laughing!

 

one of my better decisions not to try it then

 

I'm sure a psychoanalyst could help sort you deep seated desire to be a cowboy.

 

I used to throw stupid bids at mountain bikes and gear... and won too many... the old lady was always mighty pissed off when I had to travel half the country the pick up another £50 “bargain”

 

I very nearly bought a 5 grand Alfa Romeo while watching England play rugby at the pub, luckily they scored just as the bidding ended!

 

Looks perfectly safe...

 

On behalf of my son, i’ll volunteer his inflatable ‘doll’ as a drink induced purchase...

 

My wife was sat next to me when i was reading the start of this thread on not knowing what the clamp thing did on the cruise control, she said it should tighten round your nob to remind you not to be one when out on a ride!

 

I'm proper Scottish, and therefore physiologically incapable of making silly purchases on fleebay. By the time I get drunk enough to lose financial reason, I'd be too incapable to operate a computer (or stand, or talk coherently). Up to that point I'm too mean to part with folding money, electronically or otherwise (never invite me for a drink, hoping I'll get a round in). If there was such a twilight zone, where I had lost reason but could still make online purchases, I think I'd have a knackered BSA A10 occupying pride of place in the sitting room...

...and divorce papers to sign.

That story about the guy with the tazer is priceless! Very funny.

 

But is that just cruising or On it?