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  1. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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  2. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Bloody hell - your house looks shit crispey, no wonder you've been decorating!
     
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  3. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #3 crispey, May 6, 2016
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    I think I just qualified for membership to the forum
    Here's the scenario: I went to put the new Monza cap on Doris
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    as you can see it comes in two parts, the cap and the adapter. The adapter has a fine thread at the top that the cap screws onto and a large thread that screws into the tank. The instructions say to put a thin coat of oil on the thread as you might have to take it apart to put spacers in so that it lines up properly on the tank. I did this. you the screw the two together before fitting, I did this too. I fitted it but it didn't line up so I then had to unfit it so that I could separate the cap from the adapter to put in the spacer, I did this, you then have too separate the adapter from the cap, easy enough as I had put a thin coat of oil on the thread! So I grab the cap in my left hand, the Thread of the adapter in my right and twist, Yup you've guessed it, that thread is like razor blades
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    OUCH! like 7 large paper cuts, use a cloth you numpty!!
     
  4. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    OUCH! is the word
     
  5. stevethegoolie

    stevethegoolie Elite Member

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    Nice to know I'm not the only numpty hereabouts!!:oops::eek:

    I bet that's as sore as a sore thing!!:(
     
  6. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Tried that, but it didn't work, must have had the wrong vinegar
     
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  7. steve lovatt

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    It only works with Sarsons
     
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  8. PETER CLARKE

    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    I wonder>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>perhaps..............................this will-----------------------------------remove//////////////SNAPPED BOLTS????????????
     
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  10. PETER CLARKE

    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    Vinegar is only a mild acid try using the liquid from your car battery:rolleyes:
     
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  11. PETER CLARKE

    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    Yes, but more importantly what does Monza cap look like on bike.
     
  12. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    The sort of things I do
    Last oil change I did tried screwing the sump plug back in ...... Helps to actually use the sump plug.
    I had picked up a bolt that was thankfully too small.
    Took a couple of minutes for me to realise I had the wrong thing.
     
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  13. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Well it looks great but where the tank was blue it's now streaked with red!! Thruccyboy!!
     
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  14. PETER CLARKE

    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    Blood can be used as a paint stripper:D:D
     
  15. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Is the new criteria for joining the forum to actually slice your fingers open?
     
  16. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

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    Ol crispey....you've screwed up yet again.
    Sorry to hear about your pain.
    The other week whilst decorating I un-done a wood screw that was tight in to say the least, being on a ladder I thought I'd pop it in my mouth to hold it whilst I came down...Bugger me those screws get hot.
     
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  17. Thruccyboy

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    And to loosen snapped bolts too. Don't use more than 8 pints though....especially if it's your own;)
     
  18. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    I'm surprised I had any left, I thought the wife took it all!
     
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  19. Thruccyboy

    Thruccyboy Senior Member

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    I must of been sold short when I got my monza cap for my thruxton crispey...I didn't get any plasters in the packaging...That's not fair is it?
     

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